Coca Cola Classic
ryanscottlay:

Stephen O. riding the wave

ryanscottlay:

Stephen O. riding the wave

Who needs sex when you have mosquito bites to scratch?

I remember her being cute. Not nearly as cute as you.

I remember her being cute. Not nearly as cute as you.

This girl at the bar came up to me and said “you have something on your shirt” while pointing to my chest. As I looked down she lifted her hand and tapped my nose while smiling at me.

My blood boiled.

Later that night I walked up to her and said you have something on your shirt while pointing at her chest. She looked down and then I walked away.

We’re fucking groovin’

I’m all about bananas, hard boiled eggs, cashews, carrots and yogurt lately.

It takes a big man to admit his mistake.

And I am that big man.

Michael Scott
science-baker:

Same.

science-baker:

Same.

(Source: imaconhou)

I’m really appreciating these Office Crew appearances on New Girl.